Yoga and Skateboards: Not Healthy in Combination

The wise yoga masters of this ashram deserve your heediness.

Heed them! Heed them!

Nor do not be an “imbasal” or deaf to their great wisdom.

Yoga is good. Skateboard is good.

Yoga plus Skateboard is a recipe for damage.

Heed them! Heed them!

The wise yoga masters are chock full of Inner Power.

The Powers unlocked by Skateboard are not to be trifled with. Nor are the Powers unlocked by Yoga. To be trifled with, I mean. Especially not all at once. Too much trifling with. First it causes confusion, next: collisions. Just don’t. DON’T!

Let’s be WISE. It’s FUN!

Medical Secrets of the Ancients

Modern Man may scoff at the medical knowledge of the ancients among whom we are proud to count the ancient Greeks, but it would be a mistake, for those ancients were filled with knowledge which by definition is Ancient Knowledge and not to be scoffed at and Modern Woman may scoff at the medical knowledge of the ancients among whom we are proud to count the ancient Greeks, but it would be a mistake, for those ancients were filled with knowledge which by definition is Ancient Knowledge and not to be scoffed at.

A good example of the powers known only to the ancients is that Symbol of Power known as the Caduceus, or Wand of Hermès, mistakenly known as the Rod of Asclepius. The Rod of Asclepius has powers of which we moderns can only dream. Asclepius was a mage and healer of great Gnostic knowledge. He was a good friend to Caduceus and often had a nice meal with him, afterwards healing the sick and wounded.

Do not laugh, Modern Man, for you must be humble before the occult powers of those ancient mighty sages, Asclepius and Caduceus who both had snake sticks, though the snake sticks differed slightly, most obviously in the number of snakes: two snakes for Caduceus and one snake for Asclepius and do not laugh, Modern Woman, for you must be humble before the occult powers of those ancient mighty sages, Asclepius and Caduceus who both had snake sticks, though the snake sticks differed slightly, most obviously in the number of snakes: two snakes for Caduceus and one snake for Asclepius!

Best Movies of 2008 Again

It is time once agoin to choose the best of the best of the best of the best from that ILLUSION known as MAYA or the latest in movies form the BEST OF 2008. I agree with you, so you agree with me! WE are BOTH imabasals!

HERE are the BEst of the BEst of 2008:

THE BEST OF THE BEST MOVIES OF 2008

1. Numbro 1: ONe:  “Bedtime Stories”
2. Numbro 1: 2:  “Beer For My Horses”
   1. Numbro 1: to:  “Before The Rains”
   2. Numbro 1: two:  “Be Kind Rewind”
   3. Numbro 2: too:  “Lou Reed’s Berlin”
   4. Numbro 3: ONe:  “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”
   5. Numbro 4: four:  “Bigger Stronger Faster“
   6. Numbro 5: ONe:  “Billy: The Early Years“
   7. Numbro 6 ONe:  “Black & White”
   8. Numbro 7: 7:  “Blind Mountain“
   9. Numbro 8 ONe:  “Blindness”
   10. Numbro 10: ten:  “Bloodline”
   • “Boarding Gate”
   • “Body Of Lies”

I Hope I’m Not Too Late

And that goes double for interior decorating!

Regressive Cow

Iagree recommends this centering technique: Cow Regression.

First: you picture a cow.

Next: you picture a picture of a cow.

Then you keep right on until you run out of cows which is never because as everyone knows cows are infinite.

If you prefer you may picture an aquatic creature.

See the Future — It’s Fun!

Past and Future are all One, right? Well, sure; that’s obvious. You can remember the Past, right? Lots of it anyhow, right? So, it follows that you can “fore-member” the Future. Or if you can’t, I can, so YOU can, too, because we are one. We call the ability to have foreknowledge of future events “prognostication.”

Try this experiment. Go to a Chinese restaurant. Order some food and drink. Eat the food. Drink the drink. Wait a bit. Wait a bit. Okay, here comes the waiter with your check. When he sets down the check for your delicious meal, what do you see on top of it? A Fortune Cookie, of course!

Now, carefully crack open the crispy cookie. You will find a small slip of paper inside. On that paper is written… a glimpse of your Future!

Q.E.D.

Stop That Chicken

Iagreetotally may be guilty of giving the impression that all animal spirit stuff is staid and serious. Not so! Not so! While much animal magic is pretty sober stuff, there are delightful exceptions.

The Incans, to name one group of spiritual folk, had a Chicken Cult at Chichen Itza which was pretty goofy. They played a game called “Stop That Chicken!” The details of the sport are lost to history, but the little we know of it suggests it was a gas!

Oh, wait a second: it was the Mayans! Well, that’s okay. The Incans and Mayans were good friends. It is possible the Incans had a chicken cult, too.

Ten or so Best Movies of 2001

Iagreetotally presents the best movies you saw in the year 2001. Maybe ten movies. How many did you see? Ten? Perhaps these ten. THE TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2001:

THE TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2001

1. 1. The Princess Diaries
2. 2. I Am Sam tied with Scooby Doo
3. 3. Hedwig and the Angry Itch
4. 4. Kate and Leopold
5. 5. Iron Monkey
6. 6. Lara Croft the Tomb Raider
7. 7. The Tuxedo
8. 8. Ali tied with Scooby Doo
   
9. 9. Windtalkers
10. 10. Mulholland Drive

These ten have been declared THE ten. There are no others. Iagree bets that YOU agree! How much do you like the ten best movies of 2001? After all, they are… “the BEST!”

Sanrio Heart Frog — Keroppi

The Sanrio, like the Zuni, respected the spiritual dimension of animals. The frog-god, Keroppi, shows up in many Sanrio artifacts: pendants, pencil boxes, calculators, anoraks… you name it.

This particular Keroppi pendant would have been worn by a Fast Food Restaurant employee on the way to work, or would possibly have hung from the rearview mirror of a commuter’s automobile.

Keroppi figures are associated with water, prayers for rain, and (tee-hee) fertility. The slingshot in the left hand of this Keroppi suggests that it was a hunting amulet, intended to bring luck to the hunter.

The slingshot may also be a reference to Keroppi’s reputation as a mischief-maker or imp. (cf. Dennis the Menace)

Zuni Bear Heart

The Zunis had lots of fun in their day. One of their best things to do for fun was the Zuni Bear Heart Fetish.

The Bear Heart stood for courage, and inward wisdom and something else very very good.

Warriors liked them. Housewives liked them. Even school kids went for them… in a big way!

One of the best forms of the Zuni Bear Heart is the SAND PAINTING. Here you see a fine example of the art. Nice isn’t it? Iagree bought it at an Indian Art Store. You want it?